takshiyamamoto:

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.

bonyfish-artblog:

Slightly more ominous alternate-color version of this.

[prints & phone cases here]

jumpingjacktrash:

ceruleancynic:

salt-and-frankincense:

Judith

August Riedel, oil on canvas, 1840 (Wiki)

I think I like this as much as I like the Gentileschi Judith Slaying Holofernes but for different reasons. Gentileschi’s Judith is focused in the moment, entirely concentrating on what she’s having to do. It’s a snapshot of the event itself. You can see in her forearms how much physical force is involved in cutting off the asshole’s head. She is doing a job that needs to be done, and there’s no gloating joy in her and no fainting disgust: she’s leaning out of the way of the blood and just getting on with it, because some monsters should not walk under the open sky.

This Judith has done the deed, and presumably changed out of her bloody outfit afterward—and there is no remorse or guilt whatsoever in her, no acknowledgment that ladies aren’t supposed to seduce generals and then cut off their heads in their tents; she has done it regardless of personal cost and she would do it again, and this is a triumphal portrait. She has the sword in one hand and the head by its hair in the other, and she is terrifying in her quiet competence. 

I imagine that when this painting was first presented a large number of the dudes present kind of swallowed hard and fought an urge to back away, because this woman is that most frightening thing to a certain type of man: capable and unapologetic about it. The look in her eyes says: I will do what must be done, and if that means violence, then violence is what you will receive.

there’s that slight lift of the eyebrow, as if someone off camera just went, “dude, that chick is holding a guy’s severed head!” and she’s like, “are we gonna have a problem here?”

hint: the correct answer is NO MA’AM.

feaqu:

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock guess whos a time bomb 
alternatively titled: i havent drawn anything in 100000 years

feaqu:

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock guess whos a time bomb 

alternatively titled: i havent drawn anything in 100000 years

graceemacee:

What a lovely kitty maiden ahhh
graceemacee:

What a lovely kitty maiden ahhh

graceemacee:

What a lovely kitty maiden ahhh

The Infinite Jukebox

isthisusernametakenyet:

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Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?

It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.

Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever. 

Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.

Some examples include:

Technologic by Daft Punk

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Sail by AWOLNATION

And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this bitch and it’ll loop those as well.

Have fun, kids.

bktcm:

Page 8 of Toil & Trouble is up!!!!!
Be honest, you’re all just in it for the never-ending font of parental shenanigans.  Share and reblog if you enjoy the comic!!!~
Read on InkBlazers
Read on Smackjeeves

bktcm:

Page 8 of Toil & Trouble is up!!!!!

Be honest, you’re all just in it for the never-ending font of parental shenanigans.  Share and reblog if you enjoy the comic!!!~

Read on InkBlazers

Read on Smackjeeves

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

This is pretty great.

i thought it was just another glitch video

no it’s better than that