December 2011
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homeboystuck:
how do you say “your favorite character is dead” in japanese
according to google translate-sama “あなたの好きなキャラクターは死んでいる”
Literally correct, but Japanese hardly ever uses あなた for you, and the word for favorite would be 一番好きな, which is “number one liked”. So a better translation would be 一番好きなキャラクターは死んでいる, or (name-san)の一番好きなキャラクターは死んでいる
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FACT: All trans*-individuals are made up of...
Twilight Zone Marathon
my favorite part of New Year’s
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Micah and Locust on New Year's Eve
I’m not sure if that is a thing she can really do, but I wouldn’t risk it.
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starfishface:
That awkward moment when you overestimate how long it takes you to get into cosplay.
I’m not leaving for Ikkicon for another half hour so I’m just sitting on the couch dressed up like David Tennant.
Yup.
Star
you are
my hero.
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saofish:
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houseofgoose:
Why do infomercials assume everyone is incompetent at everything
because life is really fucking hard
HELP ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CRACK AN EGG ????????
actually i have literally had to teach my best friend how to crack an egg properly in the past oops
oops that’s me isn’t it
I have seen an infomercial though where...
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I like how when your sim’s computer or refrigerator explodes, the contents are stored in some magical nowhere-land until you fix it or get a new one, rather than in real life where they are stored nowhere at all, except for maybe, in the case of the refrigerator, the walls and ceiling.
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guys GUYS my sims' kid is way too cute I can't...
We are talking dangerous levels of adorable here. He just aged up and now he’s a terribly-dressed child.
Like seriously he aged up into this ridiculous gangsta basketball outfit with horizontal blue stripes over all of it and these purple shoes. I let him keep it because it amused me so much.
But seriously how is this level of cuteness possible I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
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I went upstairs to watch a bit of Inglourious...
Yep.
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fhqwghads:
Order placed. I really want to see the look on my RAs’ faces when a package arrives addressed to ZOOSMELL POOPLORD.
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Weasel will now only let me put her to bed if I...
aeromachia:
Weasel: GOODNIGHT DARK LORD Kassie: GOODNIGHT DEATH EATER Weasel: I LOVE YOU DARK LORD Kassie: I LOVE YOU TOO DEATH EATER
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fhqwghads replied to your post: I’m driving back in four days.
I’ll miss youuuuuuuu
you and the others will be with me always
in my heart
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I'm driving back in four days.
I’m not ready.
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some shit i wish they'd taught me in sex ed →
tattooedducks:
abstinence only sex education sucks ass. my parents were good about talking to my bro and i about sex, but there are a lot of things that they didn’t know to tell us because culture changes so much over like 30 years.
this is all stuff i learned myself over three or four years of research, experience, and constant desire to learn in spite of all of the people who told me not to....
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I know this show my dad is watching is at least half 15th century political intrigue but I just want to see if this sweet lady manages to cheat on her abusive husband with the stable-boy.
I would probably know the answer if I knew anything about history.
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1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the left
slide to the right
cha cha real smooth
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Quotes from whatever dad is watching on TV
Classy 15th Century Lady 1: May I kiss you then?
Classy 15th Century Lady 2: Only if we are to be friends.
and then they kiss.
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sometimes I forget that people are usually...
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you know what's awkward
scrolling through tumblr while my dad is sitting in the next chair watching tv.
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The dog does not know how to deal with Mom's new...
She is seeking cover on the couch until she is able to come to terms with the idea of a chair that rocks back and forth when you jump up onto it.
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Dad is watching this Moby Dick miniseries on...
I have not actually read Moby Dick, but I’ve decided Queequeg is my favorite.
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Pesterchum Public Service Announcement
If you close your computer while you’re still set as online, you’ll still appear as online when you’re actually not and it can get confusing!
~*the more you know*~
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The internet is so convenient
theowlpyro:
siempre-chill:
what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
don’t forget
what the fuck’s the weather forecast
The third one told me I should teleport, and took me here.
It was lovely!
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guys how did my snow hanar get 68 notes
how
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Dad is having a staring contest with the dog.
He’s narrating it dramatically…
“What is he doing? Is this a game? Or does he just want the chair?”
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It's snowing and I am absolutely FROTHING with...
Sister and I took a bunch of pictures but she is napping so I can’t get them from her.
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teacher: Okay so to get an idea of your skill level i want you to bring in your favorite drawing youve ever done
me: *stares at lovingly rendered gay shipping fanart*
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