March 2012
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asl;fj;as watching Supernatural while doing SEQA...
I just threw my earbuds at the screen and scooted my chair back three feet while screaming.
I’m sorry, Roommate.
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roseweightless-blue replied to your post: My roommate is going on an expedition to the 2nd…
The dungeon level is actually the best level, because we have grape soda. And it’s not even hot anymore. But you should still wash the bottle.
I wonder what our level would be called.
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My roommate is going on an expedition to the 2nd floor to obtain grape soda. She is wearing a spelunking head-lamp.
February 2012
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4 Reasons Humans Will Never Understand Each Other... →
aeromachia:
apiphile:
#4. We Think Trying to Understand Someone is the Same as Siding With Them I HAVE ENCOUNTERED THIS SO OFTEN IN CONVERSATIONS THAT I WAS STARTING TO WONDER WHETHER PEOPLE WERE BEING OBTUSE ON PURPOSE.
good article. I liked that point a lot too.
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Spirograph Snowflakes (with 10 points)
markittenfreecat:
ochtendgloren:
crowrystmas:
lobotomypop:
Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting.
For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have a pair of scissors, a protractor, and a pencil at...
steelsamurai:
supervillains have to be the most optimistic and persistent people ever
they keep trying and trying and trying and they always have faith that they will win
but they never do
and that doesn’t stop them, they get right back up and sometimes even more powerful than before
mom when I grow up I want to become a supervillain
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oursillywords:
bonyfish:
Homestuck.
can i use that gif for future personal use. please.
Hahaha, sure.
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Homestuck.
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FACT: The mating and affection rituals of queer...
ice cream for lunch
fuck the system
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Historical Gender Neutral Pronouns →
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saofish replied to your post: Dear family and friends I’m staying with over spring break…
you probably don’t want to try that at my place, since all our water kind of tastes like rust and also the faucet does this wierd thing where the water pressure is too high and it sprays everywhere. :/
Haha oh dar…
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Dear family and friends I'm staying with over...
When I get to your place of residence I am going to put my face in the sink and drink all of your water. All of it.
I cannot find an accurate simile to describe what Savannah water tastes like after prolonged exposure.
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for some reason, I’ve plugged in my external hard-drive and am looking through stories I wrote when I was 15………
my god.
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“You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to...
apiphile:
— clive barker
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The Scale of the Universe →
dailysciencething:
Do you need to feel very big or very small today? The scale of the universe can help on both sides of that spectrum. Also it features such choice quotes as:
A and M are the first and thirteenth letters of the alphabet. One is a perfect square, while thirteen is not. We all have our differences, and we have to learn to accept them. That’s the only way we’ll live in harmony.
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wow what did I do to my shoulder
it feels like someone borrowed my left arm during the night and forgot how to put it back on correctly.
the best part is, that’s supposed to be my ‘good’ shoulder.
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Hon A B Lincoln…
Dear Sir
My father has just home from the fair and brought...
– The letter that made Lincoln grow a beard (via historical-nonfiction)
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It’s 1 a.m., I have a class at 8, I’m the only one in the room, and I just apologized out loud to the dehumidifier because I kicked it to stop it from making its dubstep sounds, and I’ve spent the last half-hour or so looking at product reviews for chest binders that I shouldn’t be spending money on but really want to, and I really want to sleep, but I can’t stay...
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livali it’s 11 at night why are you tuning your ukulele
livali no
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Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||||||
Yer a wizard: |||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: ||||||||||||
Pick your starter: ||||||||
SBURB is downloading: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
I love you: ||
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colberican:
ancient-amateur:
sherlogic:
someinsanityrequired:
hiyaj0die:
aroseforreagan:
Benedict Cumberbatch to play The Master on Doctor Who! http://www.express.co.uk/features/view/304650
Wholock fans Hit the ceiling
LEGITIMATE SCREAMIIIING!
SCREAMING
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that grape juice is gonna get lost in the freezer and I’ll never see it again.
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livali do your homework
pfefferi:
chinchou is the perfect pokemon. here are my arguments
look at its fACE ITS SO CASUAL and he’s always happy to see you even if he’s about to fight you. cutie
hes fun at parties
DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A SUCKER I AM FOR BIOLUMINESCENCE
he knows the lyrics to all your favuorite songs. even the fast ones
he never forgets your birthday. and he remembers the day you first...
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I just spent a long time collecting patterns for...
I have a problem.
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kaidraws replied to your post: warlike replied to your post: Sometimes I make…
Livali, you look different. did you cut your hair again?
Nah, I think I slept on it funny.
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warlike replied to your post: Sometimes I make weird bug noises with my mouth while browsing the internet.
As Livali awoke one morning from a troubled dream, she found herself transformed in her bed to some monstrous kind of vermin.
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Sometimes I make weird bug noises with my mouth...
If I were to be replaced by a large insect that happened to look like me, I think it would take longer than it otherwise might for my roommate to notice.
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