I think both of these asks were actually Roach, trying to drum up cheap publicity by pestering attractive people. She sent me an ask once saying ‘wow isnt roach super hot’, only she forgot to go on anon.
Yeah, likelihood is 100% that it’s Roach. One time she sent me a dozen roses with the letter “you are darling to me,” only she forgot to get a dozen roses, it was a pumpkin on my doorstep with a knife in it tied to a note reading “TELL ME I’M BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER.”
Huh. At least you got a pumpkin. With me she just stuck the knife straight in the door.
Also, she spelt ‘MOTHERFUCKER’ wrong.
#uA doesn’t get out of bed in the morning for less than ten thousand dollars #which is equivalent to thirty-six hojillion new zealand sand dollars #so she doesn’t get out of bed much #she also had a contract with maybelline for a while #’maybe she’s born with it’ #’maybe she squeezed the end too hard and it sprayed all over the keyboard’
DUDES WHO NEVER LET YOU FORGET THAT ONCE YOU WERE SPEAKING TO THEM WHILE PUTTING ON CONCEALER, FRANTICALLY SAYING “IT WON’T COME!” AND THEN “I SHOOK IT AND IT CAME EVERYWHERE!”
Also thirty-six hojillion sand dollars will get you some fine beachside real estate, possibly somewhere I can hide where I won’t be assaulted by knifed marrows with growing Roach conversations, viz. “my hair looks so hot today”, “I’ve drawn three thousand Threshecutioner outfits”, “why did you write ten words in the next Hemostuck story then get tired and stop”, “can we give pT a cameo where he is an upstanding troll seller of nook centipedes”
My mom read this and said you guys have to stop being mean to me. She also said ‘what are nook centipedes’ but I told her they were candy.