I think both of these asks were actually Roach, trying to drum up cheap publicity by pestering attractive people. She sent me an ask once saying ‘wow isnt roach super hot’, only she forgot to go on anon.Yeah, likelihood is 100% that it’s Roach. One time she sent me a dozen roses with the letter “you are darling to me,” only she forgot to get a dozen roses, it was a pumpkin on my doorstep with a knife in it tied to a note reading “TELL ME I’M BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER.”
Huh. At least you got a pumpkin. With me she just stuck the knife straight in the door.
Also, she spelt ‘MOTHERFUCKER’ wrong.
#uA doesn’t get out of bed in the morning for less than ten thousand dollars #which is equivalent to thirty-six hojillion new zealand sand dollars #so she doesn’t get out of bed much #she also had a contract with maybelline for a while #’maybe she’s born with it’ #’maybe she squeezed the end too hard and it sprayed all over the keyboard’
DUDES WHO NEVER LET YOU FORGET THAT ONCE YOU WERE SPEAKING TO THEM WHILE PUTTING ON CONCEALER, FRANTICALLY SAYING “IT WON’T COME!” AND THEN “I SHOOK IT AND IT CAME EVERYWHERE!”
Also thirty-six hojillion sand dollars will get you some fine beachside real estate, possibly somewhere I can hide where I won’t be assaulted by knifed marrows with growing Roach conversations, viz. “my hair looks so hot today”, “I’ve drawn three thousand Threshecutioner outfits”, “why did you write ten words in the next Hemostuck story then get tired and stop”, “can we give pT a cameo where he is an upstanding troll seller of nook centipedes”
My mom read this and said you guys have to stop being mean to me. She also said ‘what are nook centipedes’ but I told her they were candy.
(via roachpatrol)
9 Things You Didn’t know about Bill Murray
“One time Bill was in Scotland when he met a (presumably good-looking) 22-year-old Norwegian exchange student at a bar who brought him to a house party friends of hers were throwing. When they arrived, upon finding a huge pile of dirty dishes in the sink and no clean glasses to drink from, Bill just started washing the dishes like it was no big deal. Afterward he happily drank vodka from a coffee cup”
“There are scores of websites and blogs dedicated to reporting Bill Murray encounters, stories, and sightings. There are accounts of Bill hanging out with people at karaoke bars (pictured); showing up at random house parties (pictured); inviting himself for drinks with complete strangers (pictured); and, best of all, sneaking up behind someone on the street, covering their eyes, saying “guess who” and, when they see who it actually is, proclaiming “no one will ever believe you.””
I want to say that the whole “no one will ever believe you” thing started on a message board, then Bill caught wind of it and actually started doing it to people
I don’t know if that’s entirely true or not, but EITHER WAY it’s completely amazing and why Bill Murray is one of my favorite people
Bill Murray is so chybis.
i think my favorite Bill Murray story is the one where he walked into a bar and started serving everyone tequila regardless of what they had ordered
(via this-is-stan)
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I actually said “Oh Garrus, you dreamboat” out loud when this came up on my dash.
There are people in the room and everything.
(via chiakii-nanamii)
And now from the makers of “what the fuck is that,” it’s Big Dog, also known as “jesus christ no don’t make it come towards me.”
I’m not sure what it says about me that I had a negative reaction when the dude kicked at it. #attaching emotions to nonsentient nonliving machines blog
nope, i had that reaction too. MACHINE BB.
Right, despite the fact that Big Dog is kind of unnerving, don’t kick it. Assholes. (I know, I know, they have to make sure it’s able to respond to external stimuli and correct itself rather than end up like a turtle on its back. But. Guys, don’t.)
i want one to be my friend ;u;
alsfjls ME TOO they’re so cute. Hey there little (big) robot buddy ubuu.
(via lopystre)
